“There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”

“The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.”

“Happiness isn't something you experience it's something you remember. ”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.”

“Schizophrenia beats dining alone.”

“I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.”

“When the world shifts its focus on heart over mind, we will finally experience a beautiful global village for our children.”

“Women scheme when they are weak, they lie out of fear. Men scheme when they are strong, they lie out of arrogance.”

“Sometimes it's not always straightforward, but it's not always confusing either. You just have to respect a person's decisions without disrespecting them.”

“Skepticism is thus a resting-place for human reason, where it can reflect upon its dogmatic wanderings and make survey of the region in which it finds itself, so that for the future it may be able ...”

“Whenever a theory appears to you as the only possible one, take this as a sign that you have neither understood the theory nor the problem which it was intended to solve.”

“All the systems which explain so precisely why the world is as it is and why it can never be otherwise, have always called forth in me the same kind of uneasiness one has when face to face with the...”