Quotes by Derek Landy, Death Bringer

“Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be.”

“Valkyrie walked to the back door, which hadn't been closed properly, shut it and locked it. There was now a baby in the house, after all. She couldn't take the chance that a wild animal might wande...”

“How are we going to get out of here?""Oh, escape is easy once you have the right ”

“Just because an apple falls one hundred times out of a hundred does not mean it will fall on the hundred and first.”

“The lies we tell other people are nothing to the lies we tell ourselves.”

“Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.”

“Skulduggery stood among the ruins of what had once been a sofa. Valkyrie raised an ey”

“I'm going to photograph every single person to enter and leave this tattoo parlour." Finbar rolled his eyes. "And they'll hate that, because people who get dragons drawn on their backs are normally...”

“I love stories with a happy ending, Inspector Me said.”

“Here she is, her mum said, cooing at the baby, my special girl.Oh, cheers, Valkyrie said, rolling her eyes.”

“That's ridiculous. The only point in having enemies is so you can defeat them, kill them, brush them aside.""Or give them a chance to redeem themselves.”

“Please don't arrest me.""Listen to me, I'm not going to arrest you, ok? I'm not a cop.""Are you sure?""Am I sure I'm not a cop? yes, I'm sure.""You could be undercover.”

“You promise?""I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now.”

“I can't tell you how may beautiful women have broken up with me because they were bored. I can't tell you because it never happened. They all adored me." "It was your humility, wasn't it?”

“What are we going to do when we get into the temple, anyway? Are we going to fight our way through the Necromancers on our”

“You think Bernadette Maguire killed him?Uh no. Shes, like I said, shes old.Old people can kill people too.I know, butShe could be a ninja.Shes not a ninja, for Gods sake. Shes somebodys great grand...”