317 quotes found
“I had a dream about you last night. I was writing a ‘Sex for dummies-Christians That Secretly What to be Porn Stars- 1st edition.’ And you helped me with the illustrations.”
“You don’t have to believe in karma, (I didn’t). But you can bet your ass that karma will have been keeping an eye on you.”
“Your problem is that you’re more like an empty book and you’re waiting on someone else to write your pages for you. For someone who doesn’t believe in fate, destiny and all that shit, you seem to s...”
“I’d tell you what happened, but I can’t remember all of it. And I don't wanna put words in my dreams thoughts.”
“If we were never depressed we should not be alive”
“My body either likes you or it doesn't. And, I trust my body but I can’t assuredly tell you why.”
“The thing about lying is it’s like creating your own world, controlling your own little world. A tiny innocent, or as some people call them white lie, can lead eventually to the break-up of a relat...”
“Even if most days can’t be half as good as today, it’s days like this that make it all worth it.”
“I’m passing the bar Where you first got in my car I’m not ashamed to admit That it’s you I won’t forget I saved your cigarettes andBad habits I regret But the hours flew by like cloudsWhenever I ha...”
“Instead of complaining about adapting for millennials, it’s imperative for leaders and managers to acknowledge the role of millennial behavior as an indication of the needs of the modern workplace ...”
“I dreamt that @mark_wahlberg and his wife were our neighbors and we had dance parties in our living room and drank wine from solo cups. Everyone said I danced like I was doing ...”
“Never grow up!”
“I’m a Texas girl, with a California soul.”
“I had to learn how to love myself and trust me it’s not the type of thing that happens over night.”
“I didn’t need to be a writer to know that I could. Did you have to become a penis to act like a dick?”
“Time flies, whether you’re wasting it or not.”
“Every day is a new adventure so embrace it fully with with your whole heart and soul.”
“The irony of the human heart is that it’s tormented both by the presence and absence of it’s own soul’s counterpart.”
“(Divorce)We’ll remarry someday when we’ve grown, Like royalty who’ve earned the throne. An aisle made of gold, To have and to hold.My dress made of rags, A suit that’s so torn.All eyes are on me,Bu...”
“It’s alright. It’s okay if it’s about your ego. Sometimes it’s got to be about your ego. Just know that it is.”
