Quotes by Garry Crystal, Leaving London

“You dont have to believe in karma, (I didnt). But you can bet your ass that karma will have been keeping an eye on you.”

“Well, you may think you have all your ducks in a row, that your life is sorted. You might have the perfect house, the perfect job, the perfect life, nothing to worry about and then something can co...”

“Your problem is that youre more like an empty book and youre waiting on someone else to write your pages for you. For someone who doesnt believe in fate, destiny and all that shit, you seem to spen...”

“You can see the people who thought they could come to London, bend over and pick gold off the streets. Theyre all lying on benches in Trafalgar Square with hernias and cans of Special Brew.”

“Safe sex? Does such a thing exist?”

“If you arent paranoid before you arrive in this city, give it a few weeks and you will soon notice it creeping in, dripping into your subconscious like a leaky tap. The trick is not to give a flyin...”

“Sure Im alone but I dont feel lonely. Some people regard loneliness as a disease and to be honest, this is the first time in years I have been totally alone. No girl around to put my hand under her...”

“You don’t have to believe in karma, (I didn’t). But you can bet your ass that karma will have been keeping an eye on you.”

“Your problem is that you’re more like an empty book and you’re waiting on someone else to write your pages for you. For someone who doesn’t believe in fate, destiny and all that shit, you seem to s...”

“If you aren’t paranoid before you arrive in this city, give it a few weeks and you will soon notice it creeping in, dripping into your subconscious like a leaky tap. The trick is not to give a flyi...”

“Sure I’m alone but I don’t feel lonely. Some people regard loneliness as a disease and to be honest, this is the first time in years I have been totally alone. No girl around to put my hand under h...”