50 quotes found
“Good editors are priceless.”
“If I write as well as I golf, I'm in trouble!”
“Show me the contract.”
“A tweet a day keeps writer's block away.”
“A cliffhanger is when ...”
“Climax: It's all downhill from here.”
“Writer. Another word for poor.”
“Write on!”
“The power of the delete key.”
“The sight washed over me like a damn wave that you never see coming until its too late and youre face down eating sand.”
“One day comes after another and another and pretty soon you realize that yesterday was pretty damn long ago and that everything you had hoped for is never going to happen. You cant control it any m...”
“The pimple is perfect.”
“I was just thinking that he might be willing. Its not like he needs his semen.”
“Ill pray for good semen. And Ill get all of my friends to pray for good semen.”
“You deserve good sperm. Youve waited a long time.”
“Yes, I prosecute bastards like him, make them pay for what they did to innocent victims who cant fight for themselves. And every time I win a case, I not only win for the victim, but also for me.”
“Trying to get an agent is like standing in line to be picked for kickball. Pick me! Pick me! ...Dang, last again.”
“I am so over you, Rejection. You can't get to me like that anymore. I won't let you squash my hopes and dreams. (Slams door) So there!”
“If rejections were cash, I'd be rich”
“As I drove out the wrought iron gates I had entered, I noticed for the first time how intricate and beautiful they were. They were forged by hand so many years ago and had stood the test of time.”
