114 quotes found
“That's quite gallant of you. After you've ignored me for the better part of a week, like a boy half your age with twice your charm.”
“Could you please stop dripping your sarcasm all over my cars interior?”
“I know that youre worried about me, but crushing my lungs isnt going to help anyone.”
“I dont know. Is that good-different, or I-should-come-with-a-warning-label-different?”
“Ryn looks sideways at me and raises an eyebrow,"It's big enough for two."-"You're joking right?Why don't you pretend to be a gentleman and give me the”
“What am I going to do?" asked Ce'Nedra."First you ought to go wash your face," Polgara told her. "Some girls can cry without making themselves ugly, but you don't have the right coloring for it. Yo...”
“Two thousand years and Ive never met anyone so stubborn.”
“Named Harris," Bill said. "Ever know him, Mike? He was in the war, too.""Fortunate fellow," Mike said. "What times we had. How I wish those dear days were back.”
“Its bad enough barging into Guild property, but well get into really serious trouble if we shoot anyone. Lord Vetinari wont stop at sarcasm. He might use - Colon swallowed - irony.”
“Think of it as an eight-dimensional onion. Justine straightened her back and gave her father an exasperated look. Thanks, Dad. Thats helpful. I always think in those terms, it really helps a lot.”
“I suppose that I found out two more constituents of the eternal engine: folly and curiosity.”
“Its a good thing that the sheep are all so law abiding”
“Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.”
“That's Doctor Smart-ass. I didn't spend eight years in insult college to be called Mister.”
“Can I ask who you are, sir?""Yeah, I expect so," said Strike, walking past him and ringing the doorbell. Anstis's dinner invitation notwithstanding, he was not feeling sympathetic to the police jus...”
“Pretending will only make us anxious and encourages us to make friends with a reason, then depending with lies, thereafter we will make love with stupidity”
“don't play role in Drama that i well know about the content of script. i can count your steps after this. don't forget who's the director!”
“Why should repeat 2-3 for the same question. Let tongue and brain connect before talking.I'm not sarcastic, I'm just brutally honest !”
“He felt that such a life in which one could display such sarcasm and wit was after all to a certain degree worth living.”
“Note to self: Caymen is very good at sarcasm.If youre recording notes for an official record, Id like the word very stricken and replaced with exceptionally.”
