“Nowadays it's more beneficial to act like a mutt, than understand reality.”

“Being unique - be yourself, only so you'll distinguish yourself out of the ''grey'' and motionless reality. Train positive perception of the surrounding things.”

“I'm enormously afraid of one inevitable and trivial thing - that one day I'll simply cease to exist.”

“Perhaps somebody has alredy written it. But I want to write a story from the end till the very beginning.”

“Personally I know only one person who wrote about utopia. Afterwards he was executed. I suppose it's not my genre.”

“Endeavour to explore the surrounding world, try to do your best and jump over you head, only in that case you'll achieve a result.”

“You're stubborn- anyone ever tell you that before?”

“Wouldn't want to miss a war, would I?”

“In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.”

“...but there's always he'll want to torture your boss anyway. Just recreationally, I mean.""Wow that would be terrific," I said”

“I have one word to say upon the subject of profound writers, who are grown very numerous of late; and I know very well the judicious world is resolved to list me in that number. I conceive therefor...”

“Uh, excuse me, sir, I, uh, don't known how to uh, to uh, tell you this, but you were three minutes late. The schedule is a little, uh, bit off."He grinned sheepishly."That's ridiculous!" murmured t...”