8 quotes found
“I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.”
“The human mind is not a terribly logical or consistent place.”
“That's Doctor Smart-ass. I didn't spend eight years in insult college to be called Mister.”
“This is Waldo Butters, and his geek penis is longer and harder than any of ours put together.”
“Like love, hope is one of those ridiculously disproportional words that by all rights should be a lot longer.”
“As far as the Council is concerned, the U.S. Wardens are a bunch of mushrooms.""Eh?""Kept in the dark and fed on bullshit.”
“The human mind isn't a terribly logical or consistent place. Most people, given the choice to face a hideous or terrifying truth or to conveniently avoid it, choose the convenience and peace of nor...”
“You're in America now," I said. "Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other and asking which you'd prefer.”
