114 quotes found
“Oh, adjust yourself. You people have spent ten millennia playing at soldiers while becoming ever more dedicated civilians. We've spent the last thousand years trying hard to stay civilian while ref...”
“Youll pardon me, he finally said, if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly overflowing with generosity toward me leaves me wanting to arm myself and put my bac...”
“What? Really? And I thought I was just emotionally withdrawn. She pulled her feet up, hugging her knees. Im also incapable going to be your next brilliant observation.”
“I don't want to be here when my latest work of accidental art is discovered.”
“Such polite manners for an armed man who was kidnapping me. Danilo could take a few lessons from him.”
“Here's a tip...If you leave a girl crying you're probably not doing your Don Juan routine right, asshole.”
“Sarcasm is wasted on those who havent had a decent nights sleep, my darling.”
“I'm good. And it's good to see you've kept up the tradition of getting the holy shit beat out of you,even when you're in a nice, civilized place.”
“I have no doubt that they'll tell you a lot of kind things about me when my back is turned. They may not have been behind the door when God passed out the pretty faces, but Heaven only knows where ...”
“If you are a writer and you write/understand sarcasm please be thankful to the government and the masses.Without their hard work and supreme idiotism it wouldn't have been possible.You owe them the...”
“It feels good to shoot your veins full of heroin too, but that doesnt mean you should go out and become a junkie.”
“I dont recall either of you asking me, you know Im a lady and I need to be asked and agree to it.”
“You his brother?''Yes, damn it!' I burst out. "And all I want is to get my hands on whoever did this to him!''Funny,' said a dick dryly, 'but so do we.'I didn't like him much after that. Sarcasm is...”
“He's asleep in the harbor, disguised as dog shit.”
“I am Captain Dakkan. I am in charge of this facility.""Captain Dakkan," Ryan repeated. "It's good to meet you. I've heard... well... nothing about you...”
“Janice rolled her eyes. First, the doctor had ogled her, and now Karr was leering at her and licking his lips lasciviously."Oh this is great. I'm being mentally undressed by a space pirate.”
“I've heard that the best way to help poor people is to make sure you don't become one of them”
“All right. The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company.”
“He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my next career: instrument of torture! Seducing prisoners, and then revealing my dr...”
“It was a very proper wedding. The bride was elegantly dressed---the two bridemaids were duly inferior---her father gave her away---her mother stood with salts in her hand expecting to be agitated--...”
