136 quotes found
“I don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.”
“I don't know much about being a millionaire but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.”
“I never said "I want to be alone." I only said "I want to be left alone." There is all the difference.”
“In baiting a mousetrap with cheese always leave room for the mouse.”
“In the ant's house the dew is a flood.”
“India is a geographical term. It is no more a United Nation than the Equator.”
“Judas needed the money for a sick friend.”
“Judge Crater - please call your office.”
“It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.”
“He wouldn't give a duck a drink if he owned Lake Michigan.”
“Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't put his pants on.”
“My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.”
“Alimony: the cash surrender value of a husband.”
“Kiss principle: Keep it simple stupid.”
“Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it.”
“His shortcoming is his long staying.”
“He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”
“Sherard Blaw the dramatist who had discovered himself and who had given so unstintingly of his discovery to the world.”
“The Right Honourable gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts.”
“Her face was her chaperone.”
