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“It is funny to me that because I can run, because I'm athletic, people tend to see that as my only asset.”
“I don't say things to be offensive I say things because they're funny to me. It amuses me. ”
“All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.”
“Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.”
“I see fighters make funny videos about me and stick them on Facebook and get 20 likes. When I make a video, I sell it to Fox and make seven figures. That's the difference.”
“I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh.”
“Funny enough, if you are looking at people these days who are putting Botox in their face and getting all sorts of plastic surgery, we look at them and go, I can tell you've had Botox. I can tell y...”
“I make funny videos of me playing video games, and I share those moments.”
“It's funny: most people who recognize me on the subway and stuff - it's much more they think of me as a funny guy. I get much more of people telling me how much I make them laugh, actually. Which i...”
“Someone said to me at a party once, 'Oh, yeah, you're a comedian? Then how come you're not funny now?' And I just wanted to say, 'Well, I'm just going to take this conversation we're having and the...”
“I think it would be funny for people to read in obituaries of me that my major contribution to the arts was the popularization of the phrases 'neutral facial expression' and 'screaming in agony.'”
“Include me out.”
“Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings.”
“The funny thing is people won't let me pay for things. I'll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, 'Oh no, it's on the house.'”
“To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.”
“Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.”
“Sometimes when you write something on the page, it can seem very funny, but when you act it out - and this happens to me a lot, actually - the melancholy of the situation becomes more front and cen...”
“Often, joking for me is a way of diffusing the awkwardness of a situation, so it's kind of exhilarating to be a part of projects where there's nothing funny or lighthearted.”
“Who included me among the ranks of the human race?”
“It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it.”
