970 quotes found
“How can two people love each other, create children together, cohabitiate, build a life together, and then end up hating each other in the end.”
“A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.”
“A good marriage is good because one or both of them have learned to overlook the other's faults, to love the other as they are and to not attempt to change them or bring them to repentance.”
“I wish you knew how I value you; and what an inexpressible blessing it is to have one whom one can always trust, one always the same, always ready to give comfort, sympathy and the best advice. God...”
“Them lady poets must not marry, pal.”
“An ideal marriage is a true partnership between two imperfect people, each striving to complement the other, to keep the commandments, and to do the will of the Lord ["Our Sacred Duty to Honor Woma...”
“I don't want to hear about the endless struggles to keep sex exciting, or the work it takes to plan a date night. I want to hear that you guys watch every episode of The Bachelorette together in se...”
“Better die an old maid, sister, than marry the wrong man.”
“Oh, of course there's a risk in marrying anybody, but, when it's all said and done, there's many a worse thing than a husband.”
“A woman with fair opportunities, and without an absolute hump, may marry WHOM SHE LIKES.”
“Some marriages are made in heaven, but they all have to be maintained on earth. Mrs Miracle”
“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?”
“When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.”
“I married beneath me. All women do.”
“See I'm the reckless and wild one who saves him from being boring. It's why we're perfect for each other. We balance. - Madame Selena”
“When we sat down to eat I took inventory of the people in the room, and the remnants of my good mood evaporated when I realized how very little I had in common with them the career dads, the respo...”
“I can see you are a fine lady, but this boy is randy as a goat around you and it's plain to see. If he seeks the joys of wedded bliss, he can wed you. Without a weddin' he'll be havin' no bliss.”
“Don't you suppose men get surprised after they're married to findthat their wives do have sense?""Well, it's too late den. Dey's already mahied.”
“Those who talk most about the blessings of marriage and the constancy of its vows are the very people who declare that if the chain were broken and the prisoners left free to choose, the whole soci...”
“The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.”
