“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

“I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”

“It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.”

“I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.”

“I never loved another person the way I loved myself.”

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.”

“If we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance; but since nature has so decreed that we cannot manage comfortably with them, nor live in any way with...”

“When we are at peace within our marriage, the effects can be astounding! We will raise happier children, become better employees, and overall find the joy in life.”

“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”

“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.”

“Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

“If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it, or you're up to something.”

“To err is human - but it feels divine.”