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W.C. Fields was a 19th-century American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Read more on Wikipedia →

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“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
— W.C. Fields
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“If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”
— W.C. Fields
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“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
— W.C. Fields
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“Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.”
— W.C. Fields
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“Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. ”
— W.C. Fields
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“Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.”
— W.C. Fields
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