51 quotes found
“The perfect body protects its owner from disease, gives birth to amazing new people and stops your bones from falling out. The end.”
“Rumor has it: when you marry a Walsh you are set for life. Only one thing can screw it up.”
“Speaking of body decorations, I luuhhhvv your belly piercing! Heeb said, looking at the gold ring in the center of her slim, tan waist. Despite the artic cold, Angelina had opted for a skin tight, ...”
“Now give me some advice about how to take full advantage of this city. Im always looking to improve my odds.Just what Id expect from a horny actuary.Im serious.Carlos reflected for a moment on the ...”
“If a man can't love you for who you are, he's not worth The Dior Gloss.”
“Love isnt for the weak, its for those brave enough to risk it all.”
“My handling of the situation with Jake proved that I was the same girl from eight years ago. I'd just gained a stone and lost my love for Shayne Ward.”
“What's wrong with you? I asked myself. You are a happy person. You are an upbeat sort of person. Men smile at you on the subway, women ask you what shampoo you use. Cheer up for Christ's sake, I to...”
“Id rather straighten my pubes with a flat iron than go on another blind date.”
“When you keep a secret from your parents, you're not trying to protect yourself. It's because you're trying to protect them.”
“Who decided it's a phobia in the first place? What if I just don't want to get married ever. Just like I don't want to live in Jharkhand ever. Somehow I can say that as loud as I want and as many t...”
“And finally, I get to meet the Breakup Coach" Ryan says before we can be introduced. "I'm a big fan of your work" he says with mock admiration as I turn around. I decide I like his voice. It's not ...”
“I blame Chennai. Pointless neighbourhood gossip travels faster than tsunami alerts around here. I know that aunties are a universal problem but this city is particularly aunty dominated. And by tha...”
“Facebook should start publishing breakup stories. 'So and so and so and so are no longer in a relationship.' With a tombstone next to it.”
“When life throws shit at you, grow great, big, fuck off roses.”
“You see, there is a major downfall to living in a tourist town. You guessed it, the constant turnover of new people. You cannot really connect with anyone because no one is ever here for more than ...”
“You are probably the only girl on the planet that would spend so much time with Dylan Porter, who might just be the single most hottest guy on the planet, and try to get him to date other women, Cl...”
“A day without someone to hold you or a day without someone to share, is a day easily forgotten. - Vera Richardson in Mr Alhourani's Dead Man's Spots”
“People go to LA to "find themselves", they come to New York to become someone new.”
“Never let a boy know you’re crazy about him. He’ll lose interest, and then you’ll be a loser.”
