Now give me some advice about how to take full advantage of this city. Im always looking to improve my odds.Just what Id expect from a horny actuary.Im serious.Carlos reflected for a moment on the problem at hand. He actually had never needed or tried to take full advantage of the city in order to meet women, but he thought about all of his friends who regularly did. His face lit up as he thought of some helpful advice: Get into the arts.The arts?Yeah.But Im not artistic.It doesnt matter. Many women are into the arts. Theater. Painting. Dance. They love that stuff.You want me to get into dance? Earthquakes have better rhythm than meAnd can you really picture me in those tights?Take an art history class. Learn photography. Get involved in a play or an independent film production. Get artsy, Sammy. Im telling you, the senoritas dig that stuff.Really?Yeah. You need to sign up for a bunch of artistic activities. But you cant let on that its all just a pretext to meet women. You have to take a real interest in the subject or theyll quickly sniff out your game.I dont knowIts all so foreign to meI dont know the first thing about being artistic.Heeb, this is the time to expand your horizons. And youre in the perfect city to do it. New York is all about reinventing yourself. Get out of your comfort zones. Become more of a Renaissance man. Thats much more interesting to women.
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About Zack Love, Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC
Zack Love, Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC.
Themes
- Humor — Witty observations and humorous takes on everyday life