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“When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.”
“Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.”
“Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night change its diapers and give it a bottle but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.”
“We learn from experience. A man never wakes up his second baby just to see it smile.”
“I'd like to start a family but you have to have a date first.”
“Personally I think any more than two or three kids is not a family it's a litter.”
“Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.”
“When you're the only pea in the pod your parents are likely to get you confused with the Hope diamond.”
“I think of birth as the search for a larger apartment.”
“Always a godfather - never a god!”
