“My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine too decent too old.”

“My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine too decent too old.”

“Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.”

“Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night change its diapers and give it a bottle but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.”

“We learn from experience. A man never wakes up his second baby just to see it smile.”