167 quotes found
“My golf is getting better all the time. Today I parred all but sixteen holes.”
“Golf is like a love affair: if you don't take it seriously it's no fun if you do take it seriously it breaks your heart.”
“I don't say my golf game is bad but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced.”
“If people focused on life's really important matters there'd be a shortage of golf clubs.”
“I'm not playing with my brother-in-law today. Would you play with a man who improves his lie and cheats on his score? Well neither would he!”
“You've got just one problem. You stand too close to the ball - after you've hit it.”
“I used to want to shoot my age. Now I would just like to shoot my temperature.”
“What a terrible round. I only hit two good balls all day and that was when I stepped on a rake in a bunker.”
“Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.”
“Stated to a running back after an overly exuberant display of celebration: Next time you make a touchdown act like you've been there before.”
“Nobody in football should be called a genius. Football players are not like Norman Einstein.”
“My father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard Cosell.”
“Your brain commands your body to "Run forward! Bend! Scoop up the ball! Peg it to the infield!" Then your body says "Who me?"”
“Baseball it is said is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes or games are created equal.”
“He spends so much time in the sand trap you'd think he was in the cast of Baywatcb.”
“When they take surveys of women in business, of the Fortune 500, the successful women, 80% of them, say they were in sports as a young woman.”
“My heroes, I couldn't imagine them practicing. Like Bob Dylan, you know? Bob Dylan's a very, very good guitar player, but it's like he's trying to hide it. I always loved this attitude. When you're...”
“Sportsmanship is definitely an important thing in all sports. In soccer, we all respect each other on such a high level, between Sweden and Brazil and Japan or whatever team it is.”
“In sports teams, apart from talk of sporting prowess and the imparting of inspirational thought, an extraordinary amount of time is spent discussing, and flaunting, material possessions.”
“I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself.”
