15 quotes found
Professional golfer · American
American professional golfer
“We all choke and the man who says he doesn't choke is lying like hell.”
“You don't know what pressure is until you play for $5 with only $2 in your pocket.”
“We all choke and the man who says he doesn't choke is lying like hell. We all leak oil.”
“My wife tells me she doesn't care what I do when I'm away as long as I'm not enjoying it.”
“You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.”
“I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a plate in my throat, and I have to be careful or I could end up with a bad neck in the morning. That pillow is a must every...”
“I never think of yesterday. Can't do anything about it. I'm a positive guy. When you really deep down look at it, we go to bed every night, get up every morning, stay here for 70 or 80 years, and t...”
“I remember the first time going to St. Jude. I didn't like going there because the children were ill, and it just broke my heart. It makes you test your religion when you see something like that. B...”
“If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.”
“Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.”
“Anytime you play golf for whatever you've got that's pressure. I'd like to see H.L. Hunt go out there and play for $3 billion.”
“What a terrible round. I only hit two good balls all day and that was when I stepped on a rake in a bunker.”