167 quotes found
“If you watch a game it's fun. If you play it it's recreation. If you work at it it's golf.”
“By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball he can't hit that far.”
“This guy is such an obvious cheater that once when he had a hole in one he wrote down zero on his scorecard.”
“Golf is like a love affair: if you don't take it seriously it's no fun if you do take it seriously it breaks your heart.”
“I don't say my golf game is bad but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced.”
“If people focused on life's really important matters there'd be a shortage of golf clubs.”
“Baseball it is said is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes or games are created equal.”
