“When the value of a relation gets lower than the amount of thought and time needed to maintain or resurrect them, It withers away.”

“Dear God, Why don't you ever get inspired by those carmakers who recall defective models? Please be humble, accept that you made and mistake and recall all idiots, criminals, haters, terrorists and...”

“The day you start trusting the people who think you are right, then the people who are actually right, you are on your way down.”

“The worst case of discrimination can be witnessed in music. Imagine calling B 'sharp' in presence of D 'minor”

“Do u sometimes feel dumb or duffer are inadequate words to describe some people?How about DUMFER?”

“If I don't keep complaining about my problems, it doesn't mean I have fewer of them, all it means is I can handle them better.”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”