“Dear God, Why don't you ever get inspired by those carmakers who recall defective models? Please be humble, accept that you made and mistake and recall all idiots, criminals, haters, terrorists and...”

“The day you start trusting the people who think you are right, then the people who are actually right, you are on your way down.”

“The worst case of discrimination can be witnessed in music. Imagine calling B 'sharp' in presence of D 'minor”

“Two wrongs never add up to a right. But it's okay, I always sucked at maths.”

“Do u sometimes feel dumb or duffer are inadequate words to describe some people?How about DUMFER?”

“If I don't keep complaining about my problems, it doesn't mean I have fewer of them, all it means is I can handle them better.”

“once sailed neither the ship nor the shore ever remains the same again.”

“We are not trapped or locked up in these bones. No, no. We are free to change. And love changes us. And if we can love one another, we can break open the sky.”

“One day spent with someone you love can change everything.”

“It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.”

“There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature.”

“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you...I could walk through my garden forever.”

“Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that youve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you sa...”

“As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.”

“I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there i...”