“Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop.”

“I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then, I am who I am.”

“Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT.”

“If you do not grasp, intellectually or spiritually, the 'One' in All, you would've lived and died as your former self - ape, et all.”

“Do it or not, but do.”

“Be the person you would want to be friends with.”

“Seeing Oneam undone!Enemy norlo! friend-sans One-is none.That! is "am"One-o-One!”

“You got to die for 'It'. Or you'll remain a religious nutcase. In other words, a dickhead, nitwit.”

“First rule of spirituality - thou shall not believe in your own bullshit.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.”

“Like all great adventures, this one started with someone trying to get laid. King Menelaus didnt go to Troy for the baklava.”

“i realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl...because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol”

“I sought to hear the voice of God and climbed the topmost steeple, but God declared: "Go down again - I dwell among the people.”

“We limit ourselves and God who wants to work through us”

“God can only work through those who have totally identified themselves with His will and purpose”