“First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, maybe I too am it. As too is every dimwit.”

“Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop.”

“I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then, I am who I am.”

“Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT.”

“If you do not grasp, intellectually or spiritually, the 'One' in All, you would've lived and died as your former self - ape, et all.”

“Do it or not, but do.”

“First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, maybe I too am it. As too is every dimwit.”

“You got to die for 'It'. Or you'll remain a religious nutcase. In other words, a dickhead, nitwit.”

“First rule of spirituality - thou shall not believe in your own bullshit.”

“Wisdom knows the way. Understanding sees the way. Passion feels the way. Love goes all the way.”

“One who is wise is rich, one who is virtuous is wealthy, one who is happy is affluent, and one who is loving is prosperous.”

“Pray for faith, hope for peace, strive for unity, and persevere for harmony.”

“Truth will screw with you every which way, before it lets you to be anywhere near itself.”