“She claims she just turned thirty but it must have been a U-turn!”

“He is at an age that whenever a pretty girl smiles at him he immediately looks down to see what is unzipped.”

“For him any wine dated before four o'clock in the afternoon is vintage.”

“Let's toast a real wine expert - someone who knows a good rose goes best with bologna sandwiches.”

“Here's a toast to someone who's truly a best friend - a person who goes around telling good things behind your back.”

“She is such a health food nut she thinks a grape is wine in pill form.”

“Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that youve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you sa...”

“As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.”

“I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there i...”

“If we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance; but since nature has so decreed that we cannot manage comfortably with them, nor live in any way with...”

“When we are at peace within our marriage, the effects can be astounding! We will raise happier children, become better employees, and overall find the joy in life.”

“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”