“She claims she just turned thirty but it must have been a U-turn!”

“He is at an age that whenever a pretty girl smiles at him he immediately looks down to see what is unzipped.”

“For him any wine dated before four o'clock in the afternoon is vintage.”

“Let's toast a real wine expert - someone who knows a good rose goes best with bologna sandwiches.”

“She is such a health food nut she thinks a grape is wine in pill form.”

“The only way she could get a standing ovation would be if she sang "The Star-Spangled Banner."”

“It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.”

“There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature.”

“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you...I could walk through my garden forever.”