“She claims she just turned thirty but it must have been a U-turn!”

“He is at an age that whenever a pretty girl smiles at him he immediately looks down to see what is unzipped.”

“For him any wine dated before four o'clock in the afternoon is vintage.”

“Let's toast a real wine expert - someone who knows a good rose goes best with bologna sandwiches.”

“Here's a toast to someone who's truly a best friend - a person who goes around telling good things behind your back.”

“The only way she could get a standing ovation would be if she sang "The Star-Spangled Banner."”

“The world we have created, has problems, that can not be resolved by rich getting richer but by sharing we can over come the problems" Dr. Ron Harris - 2008”

“If ignorance about the nature of pain is widespread, ignorance about the way pain-killing drugs is even more so. What is not generally understood is that many of the vaunted pain-killing drugs conc...”

“Suppose I stopped taking aspirin and phenylbutazone? What about the pain? The bones in my spine and practically every joint in my body felt as though I had been run over by a truck. I knew that pai...”