The over-weight and out of shape guy who owned the house had apparently decided that having a half-million dollar house meant that he couldnt afford to hire someone to clean out his gutters. Now he was dead with what looked to me like a broken neck after the ladder had slipped. Hed taken the plunge into his fancy landscapingcomplete with rock garden. But hey, his fucking gutters were clean.

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  • Death — Contemplations on mortality, loss, and the legacy we leave
  • Humor — Witty observations and humorous takes on everyday life

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