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Jack Benny was a 19th-century American comedic entertainer. Jack Benny was an American entertainer who evolved from a modest success as a violinist on the vaudeville circuit to one of the leading entertainers of the twentieth century with a highly popular comedic career in radio, television, and film. Read more on Wikipedia →

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“Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.”
— Jack Benny
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“I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.”
— Jack Benny
Award Deserve Arthritis

“If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”
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Mind Matter You

“I don't deserve this award but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.”
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“I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with Prudential. All I can say is: When I go they go!”
— Jack Benny
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“My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce murder yes but divorce never.”
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