“Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!”

“I look in the mirror every morning, okay. What is going on here? You know, I just say, 'Look, it's sheer insanity.'”

“There's a lot of kids who look up to me, and that's humbling. Because being human, I don't want to fail them. But being human, I will. That's why it's so important to have your faith put in somethi...”

“I don't know what a person does that does not have a relationship with God. When he goes to the doctor and the doctors says, 'Hey, you've got less than two months to live and there's nothing we can...”

“I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt.”

“A lot of people say, 'Hey, God doesn't have a sense of humor.' Yes, He does. God has a great sense of humor.”

“Everywhere my sons and I go, we're telling people the good news about Jesus, blowing duck calls, and making people, happy, happy then down the road we go.”

“Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!”

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

“Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me, she replied at once. Not gonna happen! I spat, squ...”

“He shook his head in wonder. "You are magnificent.""I keep telling everyone that," she said with a nonchalant shrug, "But you seem to be the only one to believe me.”

“For a long moment the butler sat in silence, his jaw hanging open. I . . . my lord, I simply don't feel qualified to advise you about such matters.Don't tell me that, Saint protested. Tell me wheth...”

“He was still thoughtful. 'Do you think any of us ever really knows anyone?' 'Philosophy, Lord Dryden? And yet it's daylight and everyone is still sober.”