“Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Now that NBC is giving him a sixth month "leave" I wonder if he will be "Killing Time-In Saudi Arabia!”

“Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams" This guy gets around more than Brian Wilson and the Beach Boys, but this time, I think he's gone too far. Unfortunately, I can't put a cover of my book My Year ...”

“Wisdom of the Ages: "Look out Below!" Air Asia's catchy new advertising slogan.”

“Wisdom of the Ages: "Forgiveness" Steroids for the Soul.”

“Wisdom of the Ages: "Humility" If you don't have it, you're gonna get it.”

“Wisdom of the Ages: "Rainier" A beer and a mountain. You drink enough of one and the next day you feel like you fell off the other.All next week Wisdom of the Ages will be featuring the Seattle Sea...”

“I love to laugh. Specially at myself. Sometimes I spend hours doing it.”

“I am in the prime of my womanhood, nunga-nungas poised and trembling (attractively). Lips puckered up and in peak condition for a snogging fest.”

“I would make a poor princess,' she said. 'Why?''Have you ever wished to be a princess?' Ash challenged her. 'That depends,' Kaisa said. 'On what?''On whether I'd have to marry a prince,' she said a...”

“You dont need a stage to prove that youre a bad speaker.”

“Don't worry if you've been labeled as weird. Who wants to be classed as normal in an insane world?”

“Guess it's high time we add the 8th vow in marriage promising that we shall spend time with our husband or wife more than with social networking sites!”

“Give a man a beer, the remote and a La-Z-Boy and hes a happy camper! All Things Caveman humor cartoon book will help you understand that hairy guy beside you.”

“If you're too serious to make life a laughing matter, then you seriously need to make laughter matter to you today and every day!”

“- You gave me a dead frog for my birthday!- To remind you we all die and end up rotting underground eaten by maggots so we should enjoy our birthdays while we have them. I found it thoughtful.”