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“I love to laugh. Specially at myself. Sometimes I spend hours doing it.”
“I am in the prime of my womanhood, nunga-nungas poised and trembling (attractively). Lips puckered up and in peak condition for a snogging fest.”
“Wisdom of the Ages: "Unsuccessful pick-up lines" 'My parole ends today, let's celebrate!”
“I would make a poor princess,' she said. 'Why?''Have you ever wished to be a princess?' Ash challenged her. 'That depends,' Kaisa said. 'On what?''On whether I'd have to marry a prince,' she said a...”
“We found Trent and pulled him off the leggy girl. Trent, its time to get home before your parents realize we snuck out. I said. What? he asked confusedly. Plus the bouncer found out we were sixteen...”
“We found Trent and pulled him off the leggy girl. “Trent, it’s time to get home before your parents realize we snuck out.” I said. “What?” he asked confusedly. “Plus the bouncer found out we were s...”
