“One of my relatives invented the sensory deprivation tank. Appropriately, most of my family has never seen or heard of him.”

“When I first tried a sensory deprivation tank, people thought I had lost my mind. In fact, I had found it.”

“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and could you pull a few weeds while you're here?”

“The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with.”

“Part of my soul goes into each quote I write. A book of my quotes can be yours for just $19.99.”

“Quotes are echos of voices transporting wisdom, humor, and love. Returning again to the human condition, fleeting once more as a dove.”

“What the average call excellent, the excellent call average.”

“Writing and achieving your goals is not failure, not having a goal to write in the first place is the start of failure.”

“Do you know invisible determination and effort will always accomplish visible distinction and excellence?”

“Leaders walk by faith, managers walk alone.”

“Invest in studies which encourages you to invest in people.”

“Success is a trophy, a title, something gained, attained or retained. Fulfilment, true happiness, contentment.... bliss is the gift of the self-realised. That is the real prize.”

“You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him participate in synchronized diving.”

“A great diving scene. Worth the read just for that:Randy! You have the best eyes for bubbles. Find my missing diver. Paul leaned over the boat and yelled at the people waiting in the water. Hey! Wh...”

“Do not think to swim below. The ocean is already pushing into ears, sinuses, temples, the softness of eyes, and the harpsichord strings behind the kneecaps.”