“One of my relatives invented the sensory deprivation tank. Appropriately, most of my family has never seen or heard of him.”

“When I first tried a sensory deprivation tank, people thought I had lost my mind. In fact, I had found it.”

“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and could you pull a few weeds while you're here?”

“Part of my soul goes into each quote I write. A book of my quotes can be yours for just $19.99.”

“Quotes are echos of voices transporting wisdom, humor, and love. Returning again to the human condition, fleeting once more as a dove.”

“A quote is a story, suspended in a sentence and treasured through time.”

“Even the Middle Ages, which condemned and punished animals in due form, was in this way much closer to them than we are. They held them to be guilty: which was a way of honoring them. We take them ...”

“The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness.”

“Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened.”

“anyone who has no feelings for animals has a dead heart.”

“The world doesn't owe you anything because you're in it, but you owe yourself the world because it is in you.”

“I live in different worlds. One world where I perform my duty as a part of society. My favorite is my world. The writing's world.”

“Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?""Not at all. Shoot-""Do you have butt implants?”