“Never a good sign, he thought, when the crows showed up.”

“This ravishing world. This achingly bittersweet, ravishing world.”

“The military was all about hierarchies, who urinated highest on the hydrant”

“His father had always said, Son, the most important thing in life is to make a contribution. Who would have thought Kittridges contribution would be video-blogging from the front lines of the apoca...”

“Kittridge closed his eyes. So, the end. It would happen instantaneously, a painless departure, quicker than thought. he felt the presence of his body one last time: the taste of air in his lungs, t...”

“People don't deserve the restraint we show by not going into delirium in front of them.”

“...the only thing that could justify your continuing existence on the planet would be if you started breathing carbon dioxide and exhaling oxygen.”

“People don't deserve the restraint we show by not going into delirium in front of them.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“You're stubborn- anyone ever tell you that before?”

“Wouldn't want to miss a war, would I?”

“In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.”