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“You wanted to see me, Professor?”
“You are the playground of which I have free reign.”
“Since when did psychiatry become one big, fat Myspace survey?”
“In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.”
“I bask in that sympathy because it's nice to have somebody who cares, even if it's the wrong person for the wrong reasons.”
“The amount of sympathy you get from having an illness is paid out like a Ponzi scheme and psychiatric disorders are all the way at the bottom.”
“What do you want to do with your life, then? is often the question I'm asked.To be honest, I don't know. I really don't.Mainly because I don't see myself living long enough for that to make much of...”
“For a moment, the cardboard sets come crashing down to reveal that squalling monster, reality, locked up in the confines of its man-made cage. It is a fearsome thing, beautiful, inherent only to it...”
“I am waltzing with death, flirting with him, but he stands there smiling and saying nothing because he does not need to woo or be wooed: he knows he gets us all in the end.”
“Isn't that just typical. You're either asking for it, or having it forced upon you without your consent. Who decided women always have to be passive in sex?”
“You don't find the concept of illicit love at all engaging?The concept, maybe. But in literature? That's like ordering a glass of tap water at a bar.”
“I can't believe it. He is sporting a bona fide erection in the middle of class. All because of me.In history you learn about entire kingdoms crumbling into chaos because of a womanor, in some cases...”
“Being depressed and suicidal doesn't mean wanting to kill yourself every moment of every day. It may be a fixed obsession, but sometimes it gets relegated to the back of your head. Rather, it means...”
“Sleeping is terrifying.When you close your eyes and surrender your consciousness to the void, you lose yourselfvoluntarilyand you're trustingly assuming you'll find yourself back out of the labyrin...”
“What do you want to do with your life, then?” is often the question I'm asked.To be honest, I don't know. I really don't.Mainly because I don't see myself living long enough for that to make much o...”
“You don't find the concept of illicit love at all engaging?”“The concept, maybe. But in literature? That's like ordering a glass of tap water at a bar.”
