“I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.”

“I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end.”

“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”

“The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.”

“I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.”

“I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.”

“Shut uplet me tell you, LET ME. Every time I look at your face or even remember it, it wrecks me. And the way you are with me and youre just fun and you shit all over me and you make fun of me and ...”

“My ship came in,then it sank!”

“Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of... it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like... after "I love you".....”

“Spirituality cannot be an excuse for not making money!!! Just a justification for failure!”

“The end of a relationship is not always a failure. Sometimes all the love in the world is not enough to save something. In these cases, it is not a matter of fault from either person. Some things c...”

“Success and failure will all come to pass like waves, only Nature remains”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”