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A. Whitney Brown was American comedian. Alan Whitney Brown is an American comedian, writer and actor. He is best known for his tenure as a writer and cast member on the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live from 1985 to 1991. Read more on Wikipedia →

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