“One of my relatives invented the sensory deprivation tank. Appropriately, most of my family has never seen or heard of him.”

“When I first tried a sensory deprivation tank, people thought I had lost my mind. In fact, I had found it.”

“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and could you pull a few weeds while you're here?”

“The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with.”

“Part of my soul goes into each quote I write. A book of my quotes can be yours for just $19.99.”

“Quotes are echos of voices transporting wisdom, humor, and love. Returning again to the human condition, fleeting once more as a dove.”

“Success comes from the inside out. In order to change what is on the outside, you must first change what is on the inside.”

“Want creativity? Diversify your experience to develop your creative muscles.”

“To thrive in this new age of hyper-change and growing uncertainty, it is now an imperative to learn a new competency how to accurately anticipate the future.”

“Theres a moment in everybodys life when youre hopeless, just hopeless with hope and trust. And then something happens, something too big to understand, and then everything changes”

“By your choices you reveal your commitments.”

“Writers are a product of where we come from but by looking at alternatives to the culture in which we live, we can find ways to change and hopefully improve it.”

“We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now.”

“We, the Hawaiian people, who are born from the union of Papahanaumoku and Wakea, earth mother and sky father, and who have lived in these islands for over 100 generations, will always have the mora...”

“Look for a miracle in every encounter.”