“The kiss is different than I expected. Its slow and tender, his lips soft and warm against mine. He tastes sweet, like the powdered sugar I spilt and the coffee with chicory hes always drinking. It...”

“Shes a natural submissive and she doesnt have a clue.”

“Im not going to deny that I want to fuck you. I cant promise a future or that Ill be some sniveling boyfriend who pines away after you once I go back to L.A. But I will say that I have plans for yo...”

“I look around, hoping I can postpone the indignity of stuttering like a lunatic in front of the sexiest man alive according to People magazine, twice while giving him crazy eyes. Of course, every...”

“I look at him and my body reacts in a way that it never has before, even in the throes of passion. I look at him and I start aching so deep inside it takes all I can to think, to breathe, to speak....”

“Holy mama llama. That’s Nathanial Stone. Nathanial Stone is sitting in my booth. Nathanial Stone is in the Finewhile Diner sitting in my booth. I’m supposed to wait on Nathanial Stone. I’m going to...”

“Love is not a maybe thing, you know when you love someone.”

“Boys are like purses. You're always gonna have that one boy that you're always comfortable with and you know you'll always kind of like. That's your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have th...”

“On that same tour we ran into a band at Aylesbury Friars, a biggish venue in Oxfordshire, England. They were a four-piece from Ireland called U2. They seemed like nice fellows and they sounded pret...”

“What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when youre so ugly on the inside?”

“You may be married to a star, but that doesn't mean they'll treat you like one.”

“Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper.”

“There are only two things youll ever need to know about me, Farinand you should know them well. Im very smart, and Im very rich.”

“I will defend the absolute value of Mozart over Miley Cyrus, of course I will, but we should be wary of false dichotomies. You do not have to choose between one or the other. You can have both. The...”

“How can a rational being be ennobled by any thing that is not obtained by its own exertions?”