“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.”

“People say I make strange choices, but theyre not strange for me. My sickness is that Im fascinated by human behavior, by whats underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people.”

“My body is my journal, and my tattoos are my story.”

“Just keep moving forward and don't give a shit about what anybody thinks. Do what you have to do, for you.”

“I try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.”

“Anyone who is willing to work and is serious about it will certainly find a job. Only you must not go to the man who tells you this, for he has no job to offer and doesn't know anyone who knows of ...”

“Choose your counsel, company and companions wisely: beware seeking wise words of advice from a fool or expecting informed opinions or decisions from the ignorant.”

“If you find it difficult to get along with your boss, try to reason with him and talk through your differences. If that doesn't work, drive him to suicide and take over the company.”

“People who love themselves, dont hurt other people. The more we hate ourselves, the more we want others to suffer.”

“He couldn't have pulled back the lock, they couldn't simply have climbed over the sides of the stall in all of three seconds, because those weren't the rules of the game.Theirs was the intoxication...”

“No matter how kind you are, always expect a few imbeciles.”

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

“Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me, she replied at once. Not gonna happen! I spat, squ...”