“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.”

“People say I make strange choices, but theyre not strange for me. My sickness is that Im fascinated by human behavior, by whats underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people.”

“My body is my journal, and my tattoos are my story.”

“Just keep moving forward and don't give a shit about what anybody thinks. Do what you have to do, for you.”

“A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.”

“God turns you from one feeling to another and teaches by means of opposites so that you will have two wings to fly, not one”

“But why, why, why can't people just say what they mean?”

“Don't be afraid to be confused. Try to remain permanently confused. Anything is possible. Stay open, forever, so open it hurts, and then open up some more, until the day you die, world without end,...”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”