“Disobey God and you are forgiven. Disobey Nature and you get disease.”

“If Nature brought you to it. Nature will get you through it.”

“Mother Nature is relentless and forward. When we do not live according to her laws she rewards us with disease.”

“Pregnancy is a natural event, but you lessen the chances conception can occur with an unnatural diet.”

“It's a lie to sell a diet plan that includes fast and processed foods, then implement a points system. A big. fat. lie.”

“Are you going to hand your children over to Big Food, Big Med and Big Pharma? That journey begins with the choice to bottle feed, then it's all down hill from there.”

“Self-help isn't really self-help unless someone else is also helping you. We'd like to be that someone.”

“If I don't eat junk, I don't gain weight.”

“Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!”

“The only thing more unthinkable than leaving was staying the only thing more impossible than stayin the only thing more impossible than staying was leaving.g was leaving.”

“But is it such a bad thing to live like this for just a little while? Just for a few months of one's life, is it so awful to travel through time with no greater ambition than to find the next lovel...”

“Zen masters say you cannot see your reflection in running water, only in still water.”

“This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man.”

“I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”

“Hard work should be rewarded by good food.”