“Fine! He is being passive aggressive with me, and it's gonna backfire; I'm gonna be active friendly.”

“You know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, "Money, I'm home!”

“For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood.”

“He aimed at the lawyer's heart but missed it. It was a mistrial.”

“An eye for an eye will only make the world bright. Sorry, Mahatma. This is the absolute and only true form of justice.”

“Love and Hate: both are four-lettered and both involve passion. And sometimes when love turns into hate, passion grows murderous.”

“Anyone who is willing to work and is serious about it will certainly find a job. Only you must not go to the man who tells you this, for he has no job to offer and doesn't know anyone who knows of ...”

“Choose your counsel, company and companions wisely: beware seeking wise words of advice from a fool or expecting informed opinions or decisions from the ignorant.”

“If you find it difficult to get along with your boss, try to reason with him and talk through your differences. If that doesn't work, drive him to suicide and take over the company.”

“To create art with all the passion in one's soul is to live art with all the beauty in one's heart.”

“art is risk made visible”

“Eleanor was right. She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn't supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something.”

“He hated to think of his own life stretching ahead of him that way, a long succession of days and nights that were fine - not good, not bad, not great, not lousy, not exciting, not anything.”

“He was fucking sad. That's it. That's the point. He knows life is never going to get any different for him. That there's no fixing him. It's always going to be the same monotonous depressing bullsh...”

“Sane is boring.”