“Fine! He is being passive aggressive with me, and it's gonna backfire; I'm gonna be active friendly.”

“You know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, "Money, I'm home!”

“For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood.”

“He aimed at the lawyer's heart but missed it. It was a mistrial.”

“An eye for an eye will only make the world bright. Sorry, Mahatma. This is the absolute and only true form of justice.”

“Writing is a form of art. Do not use New Times Roman or Arial because it's boring and hackneyed.”

“There are two types of seeds in the mind: those that create anger, fear, frustration, jealousy, hatred and those that create love, compassion, equanimity and joy. Spirituality is germination and sp...”

“My music teacher offered twittering madrigals and something about how, in Italy, in Italy, the oranges hang on the tree. He treated me - the humiliation of it - as a soprano.These, by contrast, are...”

“If you spend your time hoping someone will suffer the consequences for what they did to your heart, then you're allowing them to hurt you a second time in your mind.”

“A lion does not flinch at laughter coming from a hyena.”

“It is very normal for one ugly weed to not want to stand alone.”

“A gorilla does not budge from a banana thrown at it by a monkey.”

“I have decided to stick to love...Hate is too great a burden to bear.”

“Hate the sin, love the sinner.”

“The opposite of love is not hate, its apathy, when you simply don't bother about that person!”