19 quotes found
“Simon did not solve problems, he just shamed them into going away.”
“The coding was anachronistic, kind of like bokeh in a renaissance painting.”
“Take that rage, put it on a page, take the page to the stage, blow the roof off the place.”
“FEBRIZIUM(); said Buggeroff, and the foul smell immediately disappeared as if by, well Magic.”
“FEBRIZIUM();” said Buggeroff, and the foul smell immediately disappeared as if by, well − Magic.”
“Many things have been compared to a brick, mainly as a tribute to their intellect or to their aerodynamic characteristics.”
“Nay, in many cases open denials of prayer prove the most excellent answers, and God's not hearing us is the most signal audience. Therefore at the foot of every prayer subscribe "thy will be done,"...”
“Policeman says, "Son you can't stay here"I said, "There's someone I'm waiting for if it's a day, a month, a year"Gotta stand my ground even if it rains or snowsIf she changes her mind this is the f...”
“Lets just say that once the party was over, the Tribe had the decency to put most of the things back into place with the possible, and otherwise notable, exception of the platypus and a moronic dri...”
“There was a rare quality about Nurse Graces smile. It was the knowledge that sooner or later her smile would inspire some witty observer to say something around the lines of, Every time you do this...”
“What am I supposed to do when the best part of me was always you?And what am I supposed to say when I'm all choked up and you're ok?”
“At the last moment, she remembered that her Master might be watching her and, knowing that good girls bend at the knees while bad girls bend at the waist, she picked up the cigar butt, as it were, ...”
“Merkin had used only one drop of the just soap. Two drops would have made her Master walk slightly awkwardly. Three drops would have made a Victorian gentleman utter something really lustful, such ...”
“It had been an embarrassing moment, like the one you get when you realize for the first time that you have what it takes to become an accountant.”
“He spoke in a trembling voice that didnt seem to be entirely in sync with the movement of his lips. Thats because sound travels slower in halitosis.”
“Let’s just say that once the party was over, the Tribe had the decency to put most of the things back into place with the possible, and otherwise notable, exception of the platypus and a moronic dr...”
“There was a rare quality about Nurse Grace’s smile. It was the knowledge that sooner or later her smile would inspire some witty observer to say something around the lines of, “Every time you do th...”
“Merkin had used only one drop of the “just soap.” Two drops would have made her Master walk slightly awkwardly. Three drops would have made a Victorian gentleman utter something really lustful, suc...”
“He spoke in a trembling voice that didn’t seem to be entirely in sync with the movement of his lips. That’s because sound travels slower in halitosis.”
