“FEBRIZIUM(); said Buggeroff, and the foul smell immediately disappeared as if by, well Magic.”

“Lets just say that once the party was over, the Tribe had the decency to put most of the things back into place with the possible, and otherwise notable, exception of the platypus and a moronic dri...”

“There was a rare quality about Nurse Graces smile. It was the knowledge that sooner or later her smile would inspire some witty observer to say something around the lines of, Every time you do this...”

“At the last moment, she remembered that her Master might be watching her and, knowing that good girls bend at the knees while bad girls bend at the waist, she picked up the cigar butt, as it were, ...”

“Merkin had used only one drop of the just soap. Two drops would have made her Master walk slightly awkwardly. Three drops would have made a Victorian gentleman utter something really lustful, such ...”

“The coding was anachronistic, kind of like bokeh in a renaissance painting.”

“Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.”

“Like the famous mad philosopher said, when you stare into the void, the void stares also; but if you cast into the void, you get a type conversion error. (Which just goes to show Nietzsche wasn't a...”

“Dear Lynda Carter, Please be with me in my hour of need. Especially if I don't have to twirl around to get my powers.”

“That was when I realised a sad but incontrovertible truth: I was a geek, and there was no getting around it. I could dress in Kates clothes, but it didnt make me Kate.”

“This is Waldo Butters, and his geek penis is longer and harder than any of ours put together.”

“To him it was a sort of hyperspace-librarian, girl-geek thing that he found clever and fetching without attracting him in a way that would have been creepy.”

“The library in 2020 will be ruled by geeks. In my happy vision for the future, libraries are ruled by benign geek librarian overlords and the world is full of awesome.”