“FEBRIZIUM(); said Buggeroff, and the foul smell immediately disappeared as if by, well Magic.”

“Lets just say that once the party was over, the Tribe had the decency to put most of the things back into place with the possible, and otherwise notable, exception of the platypus and a moronic dri...”

“There was a rare quality about Nurse Graces smile. It was the knowledge that sooner or later her smile would inspire some witty observer to say something around the lines of, Every time you do this...”

“At the last moment, she remembered that her Master might be watching her and, knowing that good girls bend at the knees while bad girls bend at the waist, she picked up the cigar butt, as it were, ...”

“The coding was anachronistic, kind of like bokeh in a renaissance painting.”

“Simon did not solve problems, he just shamed them into going away.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“A man is master of himself to a certain point, but not beyond it. -William Crimsworth”

“As long as, Woman presents herself weak, She is master of everything.”

“Mood has to be controlled.Otherwise, it's your master.”