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“Librarians hoard the wisdom of humanity. They are the keepers of all knowledge, the guardians at the temples of understanding and devoted protectors of the sanctuary in the midst of uneducated anar...”
“In God's eyes all children are beautiful but here on earth we have higher standards.”
“The interesting thing about grief, I think, is that it is its own size. It is not the size of you. It is its own size. And grief comes to you. You know what I mean? Ive always liked that phrase He ...”
“There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.”
“America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies.”
“I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.”
“I may be just an empty flesh terminal reliant on technology for all my ideas, memories and relationships, but I am confident that all of that everything that makes me a unique human being is still ...”
“So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientiststhey'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable....”
“So, if I'm no cheerleader of sports, why write a chapter about it? Sports do have some positive impact on society. They solve problems, such as how to get inner-city kids to spend $175 on shoes. Th...”
“Throughout human history, countries rise and fall. But not America--we continue to rise and rise, like dough, until Jesus bakes us in the fiery Afterscape of the Rapture.”
“As far as I can tell, a young-adult novel is a regular novel that people actually read.”
“Religion forces every individual to take responsibility. Specifically, take it away from yourself and give it to God. If we had to be accountable for every one of our actions, we'd be crippled with...”
“If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry.”
“After Jesus showed up, the Old Testament basically became a way for Bible publishers to keep their word coun”
“Maybe hell be different from who he was and always is.”
“Agnostics are just atheists without balls.”
“But here's the biggest head-scratcher of all: Not only are atheists destroying our country, they're completely deluding themselves. There's simply no way to prove that there is no God. If I didn't ...”
“NC passed law against global warming science, therefore it's not happening. So I'm ignoring Twitter's 140-character limit, so it's not happ”
“All weather is sin-related. Lust causes thunder, anger causes fog, and you don't want to know what causes dew.”
“Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics dont learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afrai...”
